Saturday, April 28, 2012

Xt is back

And I had it running before it left the truck bed

Friday, April 27, 2012

Stickers are here.

Now to figure out something interesting to do with them, or humbly ask strangers to do with them.

They'll be free, or at least the cost of a S.A.S.E. and a photo of where you put it/them.

Lemme talk to our lawyers and figure out some rules.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Not much...

...but it's home.

Well I guess it's time to go pout about a potential move to suburbia and rub my hemmerroid like its the clit on my asspussy.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Gift from the wife

So my wife offers to bring home a workbench/counter from her place of work. Says she thought it would help me in the garage, more workspace and more storage. I was on cloud 9! I unloaded and moved everything around. Straining to move benches and cabinets in the garage to make space. I think I may have made my hemorrhoid worse. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I think I have a hemi. Anyway, as I cut and trim and wedge and shim this bad mammajamma into place I get a cold feeling inside my soul. I brush it off and finish the work for the night as my beautiful wife puts our crotch goblins to bed. Then while talking to her before hitting the showers, she tells me it will look so nice and organized when some people come over to look at the house to see if they want to buy it. There. That was the reason for the sense of dread. I may end up in a neighborhood with a homeowners assoc and 5.5 less acres than I have now.
There goes the 40x60 pole barn.
There goes my little clubhouse.
I want my wife to be happy, and I know she hates the commute and the time away from the kids.
I feel for her, but I also want to rent a corpse from the local morgue to place nonchalantly in the house while these people come to visit.

Maybe the next house will be on more acreage.
After, but still in progress

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Another tiller. I need motorcycle friends

Maybe I should just accept the fact that I'm more tiller than cycle or hot rod.

Fixed another tiller last week for a 'Nam vet from the V.A. Hospital.

Forgot to take pics of that though.

I'm about to start ordering parts for the XS650 again.

Don't want my two-wheels card pulled.

Scratch that. Tillers have two wheels.

Anyone have something motorcycle related for me to work on? Free labor.

Don't tell my wife though.

Picture taken in the dark.

Monday, April 16, 2012

RoadRUNNER June Michigan and TN rides

Sorry this took so long to scan for you. Weedeater and the golfcart shit the bed yesterday. At the same time. Fun Sunday.

Anyway, Hopefully these will be interesting for you guys.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

You mean I can play were the greats did?



Thursday, April 5, 2012

Belt buckles arrived!

Thanks to Jbmft we have some badass buckles for our biker gang of two. By "gang" I of course mean "couple of dorks".

I'm sending yours to you ASAP.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

This gave my wife a boner

She had to let me go to get pics of it. I see one in my future.

New Rider Articles Triumph Tiger Explorer/Great Lakes Circle Tour

Here are a couple of articles from the May 2012 issue I thought you would be interested in. Cycle World had an article about the Tiger this month too, but this one was better.

Read it with your pants off for the best experience.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Nice hat...

...I have the sweatshirt. Have you seen him in concert? It's worth the money.

The mayor gets it again.