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Racking up the miles as a daily driver

Happy birthday to the mayor!

It's the mayor's birthday, and I didn't want to let him down...

So first I looked up goatse.

That was too blasé.

Then I looked up Asian woman goatse and saw this:

Surprisingly safe for work, eh?

I don't get it

Let me start off my admitting that right now I'm in the drivers seat in a mini-van, so my credibility may take a hit here.

What's with handlebar tassels? Growing up I always thought that tassels on bikes were for girls. Mostly due to only seeing them on girls bikes.

This is the third bike I have seen lately with them.

Dunno if this is a dudes bike, but the other two bikes were ridden by dudes. Dudes in khaki shorts no less.

P.s. I'm not driving, I'm waiting safely in a parking spot.

Edit: a little bird tells me it's a dude named John that owns the tassels.

Bad marketing

So the bold letters say "Father's day sale"

Below it says "Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad."

Why not call your sale "dad's day", or change the unattributed quote to match your sale?

It's just a mediocre male parental figure sale as its marketed now.

Still looking at the deals though.

I'll ignore my kids while I browse just to make sure I qualify for the sale.

 

For the mayor

I thought you would get a kick out of this ad.