Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Free MHT decals at Barbers

Since everyone will go up to the Mayor anyway, I've decided to have a sticker give away. To get an official MHT decal, there are 2 things you can do:

1. Scrape them off of any port-a-john you find'em in.
2. Ask the fat, rapey-faced guy next to the Mayor for a fresh sticker.


If you don't know what the Mayor looks like, check out any post tagged 'Road Trip', or take it on faith that the complete stranger you're drawn to talk to for some reason is him. It usually is.

While supplies last, though I can't imagine there will be anyone asking for stickers.

Another big hint: I'll be wearing a brown version of this shirt:




http://i.ebayimg.com/t/200-MICHIGAN-T-SHIRT-americas-high-five-funny-vintage-state-wolverines-ALL-SZS-/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/XjoAAOxyKsZRsLzP/$T2eC16d,!y8E9s2fk3T9BRsLzPTnW!~~60_35.JPG
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2 comments:

  1. Hella BitchinOctober 10, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    Have fun hookers!

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  2. The MayorOctober 15, 2013 at 6:50 AM

    I wish I would have read this before I left.
    Without a comma, that doesn't read like you meant.
    "Have fun, hookers!" &
    "Have fun hookers" are 2 different things.

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